Leftover Porridge Muffins
During the ‘lean years’, childcare took most of my 3 figure a month salary. The nursery was necessary but so expensive. I couldn’t not work. Life was dull. It was 2008. Food prices rose every week. One night, my ex and I went on a rare night out with child-free friends. This may or may not have been the night I found buttons in my purse rather than cash.
I started telling a friend about these amazing leftover porridge muffins that I’d read about and made for my family – “I don’t even waste porridge!”. “But porridge is so cheap!” he replied. I talked about food waste but really, I was embarrassed to say that I didn’t have the money to be scraping any food in the bin – that I could see the money going into the bin. I couldn’t articulate that any saving like this, where old sad breakfast becomes warm and tasty tea-time, was necessary. I felt humiliated. I didn’t need to, but being skint is humiliating – if you’re there right now, I’m sorry, it’s shit.
As with the porridge pancakes you’ll be amazed at the softness. Use whatever chocolate, fruits or nuts you like/have handy; these are a template to hoover up little leftovers sitting around the cupboard. I have used milk chocolate because my eldest has a sweet tooth to rival Winnie the Pooh. This batch were walnut and dried raspberry, which I loved.
Those skint years? The nursery was later closed for ‘financial irregularities’. I now have a talented friend who cuts hair for a good price. I no longer wear the maternity coat. I earn better money doing work that I love. I still don’t waste leftover porridge.
Leftover Porridge Muffins
- around 150 grams leftover porridge
- around 225 grams plain flour
- 75 grams sugar
- 4 teaspoons baking powder
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 100 grams chocolate, nuts, or dried fruit
- 1 large egg
- 120 ml milk
- 30 grams unsalted butter, melted and cooled
- mixing bowl
- measuring jug
- muffin tin
- muffin papers
- ideally, balloon whisk
- teaspoon/measuring spoon
- saucepan/oven-proof bowl
- Turn the oven on to 180 degrees. Place the butter in an ovenproof bowl and leave to melt as the oven warms up. Remove from the oven once melted and leave to cool
- Line a 12 muffin tin with liners or lightly grease
- Mix the flour, salt, baking powder, sugar and add-ins together in a large bowl
- Crumble the porridge through the flour mixture to avoid lumps
- Whisk the egg, milk and butter together
- Pour the wet mixture into the dry; using a balloon whisk or spoon, mix together with between 8 and 12 strokes
- Add spoonfuls of batter evenly to the muffin wells and bake for between 15 and 20 minutes
- Serve warm
- These really are best eaten warm and on the day.
- Warmed through, and maybe split with a little salted butter, they are good the next day or two - just store them in an airtight container.
- If you can't eat 12 muffins at once, freeze when at room temperature for up to 3 months.